January 2012
December 2011
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How teens and adults text
Expectations:
Teens - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
Adults - What are you doing today? Want to hang out?
Reality:
Teens - Hey! What you doing today? Want to hang out?
Adults - wut es up! wut r u doing 2day? want 2 go & do sum stuff
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01/01/2012,12:01AM
bl0nde-rebellion:
I haven’t ate anything since last year:
I haven’t showered since last year:
One hour ago seems just like last year:
I miss everyone, I haven’t seen anyone since last year:
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Ahahahaha. I’ve never seen disaster movie. And the fucking chipmunks doing scream is hilarious…
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watching skins and missing my boy.
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I’d really love to see my babe right now :(
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Well I was in a good mood.
But you always tend to fuck that up don’t you?
I really want a popsicle.
My house is haunted.
save me? k thnx.
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I can honestly say I'm happy.
And I can honestly say it’s all because of you.
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I’m really tired. But I wannnna stay up and talk to my boyy. But his phone is probably being mean cause he hasn’t text mee :( So I think I’m just gonna watch skins to keep myself awake. Hopefully it works.
My family when someone wakes up before anyone...
Me: Tips toes quietly through the house, trying not to make a sound.
Everyone else: Let me just stomp through out the house, slam a bunch a doors, and bang some pots together in the kitchen, I'm sure no one will mind.
In the year 3000
Music teacher: im going to teach you a traditional African chant
to the window
to the wall
til the sweat drips down my balls
all you bitches crawl
Morning shower:
Night shower:
me: hey babe you're like a fallen angle
girl: you mean angel, right?
me: no angle....because you acute-y pie
girl: oh
me: i mean damn girl you be looking RIGHT
girl: ok stop
me: you got my dick doin a 180
girl: bye